Bachelorette: week 2

Commentary has been requested, so here it is!
First, might I suggest a few common themes?

1. MASK = WHACK JOB
2. BENTLEY = DOUCHE BAG
3. ASHLEY = SEMI ANNOYING

• I know it is obvious, but really, really, really, are we seriously going with this mask guy? Is she really seriously keeping him? Is HE serious? I just can' take it when there is a totally serious camera shot of the guys and they pass mask guy just lurking in the corner like it is normal. WTH.
• William is cute.
• He is a cell phone salesman? Like a guy that works at the Verizon kiosk in the mall? Sorry bud, if she's a 'dentist', that isn't going to work.....
• She is an idiot.
• Max has throw up breath.
• Woaah, I think I almost saw her muff there in the white skirt...
• Someone just said "I am going to kill William at this point." That is pretty intense stuff. Wow.
• Mask. Mask with a beanie on.
• "Stealth approach"???? He's looking down from above? Does anyone else see that this has just gone too far? Last season they had fang girl, who was really pretty normal, that was just an attention getter. This is NOT that. Good job producers. He will murder someone before the show is over.
• **commercial** extreme makeover weight loss edition: does pulling an AIRPLANE make you lose wieght?
• I'm not sure the 'celebrity' attention is necessary for Ash.
• Wedding Themed date????
• Did the preacher just say "Don't lock your knees?" What does that even mean?
• Is she truly doing this date? Dumbest thing ever. Don't say she isn't sure he is ready for marriage, you have only talked to him for like 3 minutes of your life. Even so, this is not the way to 'test' him.
• Best first date, hu Ash? That is exactly what you said about the Carnival date with Brad...
• Ok, she might as well just take her clothes off, I can practically see  most everything anyway.
• Another shoooooort skirt.
• Man her laugh is annoying.
• Loooovvvve the dinner in the water. Love it.
• Notice the blanket covering her crotch as they row out.....
• "So many women love you!" "Yeah, I know!" Don't.
• Sad story about his dad.
• She is dramatic. I can't stand the side head tilt she does. Fake sympathy?
• Speaking of alcoholics.....notice the 14+ wine glasses on the table anyone?
• Mask????
• Mask has 2 watches on??
• JP looks old.
• Are there magnets on those roses? That is cool if there are.
• Do people really come around the world to see the Belagio fountains?
• They seem to be moving kinda fast..
• Lots O kissing...
• **commerical** J Lo has pretty beefy thighs.
• Ash, don't wear that pink checkered shirt.
• LOVE the Jabbawockeez!!!!!!!! Love!
• Speaking of J Lo, Ash would try to look like her popping up out of the stage wearing that...
• Man her voice is annoying. I think it is what she accentuates. Wrong syllables to accentuate? Plus the whine.
• Wow. Bentley is a Douche BAG.
• "No rhythm nation" is a gay name
• This whole thing is awkward
• She thinks she is HOTTT
• Why does Ryan M keep licking his lips. Kinda creeping me out.
• Max - throw up hamburger, cry cry, missed some of the show.....
• My hell, the guys going home act like thier freaking mom just died. They hardly even know her. Whatever!
• The same guy that wanted to "kill" William earlier just said he wanted to throw himself in the engine right now. He maybe needs to take it down a level or two....It is only week 2....Hope she doesn't send him home. he's practically suicidal already.
• Haha - those look like my old drill team unitards. But black. Much better than our orange ones.....
• Did I mention I LOVE the Jabbawockeez?!
• Ok, she does look pretty good.
• How is she not sweating????
• Really, how is she not sweating?
• Luckiest girl in the world, eh? Just wait until next week.
• Again, how is she not sweating? I'M sweating just sitting here.
• **commercial** Ashton Kutcher is freaking hot. Even with his hair stupid like that. Ahhhh.
• I miss my DVR. Miss is badly.
• Did she just say dentists have the same personalities? What?
• Sad seizure story. Hate it.
• However, what the hell shirt/sweater is he wearing? Tufted sailor neck? Noo-no.
• What an asshole Bentley is. He is cute, but not cute enough to be being that big of a dick.
• I sure hope that is a yellow swimsuit under her wierd see-thru shirt and not a bra. Either way would be wierd, since they AREN'T SWIMMING.
• Why is she begging? Like dog begging. Panic.
• He wants to go play blackjack?
• Kiss started good and then he got bored???? What guy gets bored making out?
• Don't name your kid Mickey. Mickey (Mouse)?
• Mask man in rolled up in a feather comforter in the corner. RED FLAG.
• What the hell did he even just say? He is not even comprehendible.
• She has ZERO boobs. Like indents almost.
• Wine + dad + alcoholic
• What the hell is this place? Is she on suspension cords?
• Coin flip thing = dumb = 2 dumb dates.
• They are drunk.
• Let's get drunk and watch stingrays.
• For the love - pleeeease don't wear loafers with no socks, Mick. Loafers are bad enough......
• Don't show an eagle soaring with the mask guy.
• Mickey doesn't seem that into her. He was more excited about the view in that room than her 'coming down the stairs'.
• He's pretty sweaty.
• Man, they all have a sob story, don't they?
• Haha, she is drunk.
• Seriously, flipping a coin for the rose?
• She sounds like she is talking baby talk ALL.THE.TIME.
• That is a cool beach thing. Mandalay Bay? I'll have to keep that in mind. I don't know what for, I will never ever go there. 
• If you really sit down and think about it, they often do these little private concerts, think of how awkward that would be. Especially if it is someone crappy like whoever that is. Even if it was Benj and not a first date, what do you do, just sway around? They are drunk, looks like they are just going to make out.
• She's not the type to just kiss whoever? Um, yes Ash, you are.
• JP is sweaty too.
• Done with the coin toss/gamble thing.
• What the hell did William just say? He came out of no where like he was talking to a football team in a locker room.
• Nick, don't line dance.
• His hair freaking irks me. Like internally pisses me off.
• Why is mask man always lurking? Why can't he just mingle. Be normal? Always on the balcony or in a shadowy stairway.
• Ben C, the one that is borderline gay, coincidentally looks like the gay kid on Glee.
• I think Benj is pissed. He is pacing around the kitchen looking at me. Wants his XBOX.
• Why, again, can't mask man sit with the others?
• Oh. Brain hemorrhage explains A LOT. And divorce also explains a lot.
• Shadowy....
• Haha, mask guy got shafted.
• He'd rather SWIM IN PEE? What. A. Dickhead.
• Got a good radar for reading people Ash? No. You have a bad radar.
• **commercial** the Samsung spider commercial is freaking funny.
• Prettty sure William is drunk.
• Constantine: #1 your name is dumb, #2 don't have your hair like that, and #3 if that is how your hair has to be, don't PART it.
• Mask?
• Ames looks exactly like a sperm.
• She picked Mask? I'm beginning to think this is a joke. Are the producers making her?
• I kinda like ring tats.
• Max just threw up again. Benj CANNOT handle throw up. Missed some again. Miss my DVR :(
• Mask????????
• I sure wish she could see the clips.
• He hopes his hair looks ok?? I'm glad he tells her at least I guess.
• Is mask really swimming in the mask?
• Maybe he should just wear it around HER?
• Someone brought up a good point: if he is trying to go for personality and not looks, he isn't winning either way....
• What the H is he even saying?? Does anyone understand him? Is it just me??

Like I mentioned at the beginning, those 3 themes seem to reoccur throughout..... Stay tuned for next week.