Benji Sarah and Max: Why must you use such a big arrow? No, really my question to you is...what would you say is your BIGGEST pet peeve..? I know and have seen your list, but if it came right down to it, what pisses you off the most????

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Why must you use such a big arrow? No, really my question to you is...what would you say is your BIGGEST pet peeve..? I know and have seen your list, but if it came right down to it, what pisses you off the most????

Wow, it is hard to say. It is different on any given day. What consistently pisses me off are these two things:When I get hurt (stub toe, bang elbow, etc) and someone immediately says "What Happened?" or "Are you ok?". Why does this piss me off? I don't know, but I sure do want to scream the F word at them. My freaking toe hurts, don't talk to me for a freaking minute. And second, people who know damn well they are going to have to merge (or are in the turning lane by the high school) and speed up to get in front of you. I've gotten so mad that I've contemplated violence. Sorry, nothing big or witty, just that. Thanks for the question: This is fun!

Ask me anything, I double dog dare you.

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Pet Peeves

--Truck nuts.
--When the 'poo water' splashes up and hits you in the butt.
--When you ask someone a question and they respond "Yes and No," ...
--Padded toilet seats.
--When you ask someone the date and they say "Yep, all day long!" Funny, smart ass.
--The phrase "fat & sassy"
--Anyone touching my nipple, especially, but not limited to, while I'm pregnant
--Spelling 'Jeff' "Geoff". Seriously. Seriously?
--Walking through someone else's fart.
--Porta-Potty's - but NO, not what you think. The nasty air that softly blows on your butt while you are sitting, that, I can't handle.
--Spelling Nicole "NicHOLE" Hole. HOLE. ?
--When guys have their hand in their pocket (especially sweats or basketball shorts) and are 'itching' or 'adjusting' or whatever they do and think for sure no one can see them. Come ON!!
--The 'auto' window feature in my car only working if you are rolling down.
--Public bathroom stalls with the door that opens IN. Not good when you are a biggie!
--The gas pump asking you, #1 to remove your card quickly, no matter how fast you do it, and #2 asking if you want a freaking car wash.
--That A-hole that when traffic is merging, speeds all the way to the front of the line and expects to 'get over' in front of everyone. No, you will not, my friend. I will total my car before that happens.
--People flicking my ponytail/bun.
--Bicyclers who act like a car and "blinker" with thier arm and drive in a car lane.
--The smell of ketchup.
--When singers, particularly guys, point to the sky while 'hitting' the 'high' note.

Happy Things

--Max's laugh
--Falling asleep holding hands.
--Max snuggling with me and not shuffling around.
--Gas station nachos, on occasion.
--The smell of a wood burning stove.
--Sharpie Fine Point Markers
--Fabric Softener
--Feeling the top of Benj's feet. They are baby soft!
--Laughing so hard it hurts. Making people laugh so hard it hurts them.
--Q-tipping and lotioning after a nice shower.
--Good lighting.
--Waking up only to find you have at least 2 or 3 more hours to sleep.
--The word 'Touché'. I'm not even really clear on what it means, but it's funny.
--Popping blackheads.
--Predictive text on the Google search.
--The smell of bleach and chlorine.