things i hear @ work

• You took out the wrong ovary.

• I'd like a moment with my placenta.

• I'd like a moment with my uterus.

• You f*?$#@ up my f*&%^*# life you b*%c%! (I work in billing..)

• The infection is just pouring out of me.

• You see, I have multiple personalities. I thought I already paid the bill.

• Well, what's a girl to do?

• I don't have a drug problem. I swear my prescription just got stolen again.

• Hurry, call and quit your job so we can get on Medicaid.

• What is a vagina?

• Everyone else has big boobs, I swear I am underdeveloped. I'm pretty sure. Please do lab work or something.

• I have no idea who the father is. Does it matter?

• Is it okay if my mom goes to the bathroom with me?

Of course, these are the most extreme examples I've gathered along the way.

I love my job!