In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Creepy.
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "My head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
What happens if you put 'this side up' face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant walk why do they put
them at the end of the bathrooms? They sure put 15 handicapped parking spaces right next to the doors.
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?
and finally, how do you handcuff a one-armed man?
1 comment:
I have a thought on the one armed man and the handcuff....do and arm and a leg, then he'd really have a hard time getting away!
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