Friday, April 29, 2011

the opposite of places I'd like to see (see 3 posts ago) + neutering + royal wedding

Sooo, again with the I'm bored/find random pictures on my phone deal. This time, I went back and found all the ones I'd rather die than go to. Here's why:

Pretty sure someone is dead in there. Or dying.

Looks like it involves hiking. No-go.

Dry yucky field? No thanks. Also looks like it might involve work like plowing or hoeing.

This is supposed to be a magical thing. Romantic. Riding a horse on the beach. Think of the damn horse for 5 seconds. How hard is it to walk in sand for a normal person? Now, add a 200 pound man, some wetness, a kick in the stomach every 3 seconds.... and see how fun that is. Poor horses.

Can't think of anything worse than endless swamp coolers, swass, sweaty boob, dry, sunburn, blah!! It's fine for a few months, but ENDLESS?? I think not.

Rather die. That guy probably did die. I bet the person who took the picture died too.

Scuba diving. I tired harmless snorkeling with the fam once. Horrible horrible experience. Wet-suit was pre-wetted from the person before me on the previous "expedition" and I couldn't get the damn thing on. Felt fat. (I was like 13). Couldn't breathe. Slime fish on my leg, swallow salt water. I hated hated hated it. Maybe one day I will get over it and try again. But prob not scuba for sure.

Again, the camera man probably died of heat about 30 seconds after he snapped this.

Not sure why I didn't like this one. Looks fine to me.

Dry. Indicates farm work, which I don't want to do.

Is this picture appealing to anyone? Dirty sea-water, weeds, crappy fence?


Resembles St. George. Hot, dry, wolves, indians. Yuk.

Kind of a pretty picture. A little dry. Wheat indicates possible farmwork.....

If you didn't catch on, I don't like dry hot places....
I do prefer "dry" heat as opposed to "wet" heat.

Also, let me just throw in some thoghts about "fixing" your animals by "spaying" and "neutering". Why that terminology? Why don't we "spay" our wife and "neuter" our husband? "Fixed" I kind of get, especially if you are a woman. You want to fix the huge problem that causes a semi-hemorrhage from your vagina once a month, not to mention the raging hormones it causes. What exactly are they doing when they "spay" anyway? Isn't neutering pretty much cutting of the balls? Come to think of it, that would "fix" a lot of things......Anyway, I just thought it was kind of wierd.

Did I mention I hate Times New Roman and hate that it defaults to that font????????? Don't tell me you can look at that font and say you like it. Don't.



OH, and this:


I know it has been beaten to death online, but I can't help but add my 2 cents. WTH?? Semi waiting for Lady Gaga to jump out.
I think the rest of it was gorgeous. How would it be to arrive in a freaking carriage?
She was so happy and smiley with him - so cute. Her boobs didn't look good however.
Reception dress. Again with the boobs. It seems she really has no boobs. Look at that waist. Wow.
Cute. I love how classy it is. Also that both her dresses were pretty modest.


Thanks for listening.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Easter








video

Forgot my camera, so these are all via phone. He pretty much didn't care really at all. Video sums it up.

My brother took some cute pics - go here:

Happy Freaking Easter

yessss!

How freaking awesome is this??!! My tear duct has a whitehead-pus thing! Soooo excited to pop it!

Thursday, April 21, 2011

post # 2 today - BUCKET LIST!

  • Adopt
  • Always hold/be worthy to hold a temple recommend
  • Be a surrogate mom
  • Be debt free
  • Become a well known blogger
  • Become an L&D nurse
  • Become happy with my body
  • Boob job (Lift and reduce)
  • Build a sandcastle on the beach
  • Cave Tubing
  • Continue being AACP
  • Cover a room completely in sticky notes
  • Crush grapes in a vineyard with my feet
  • Do Terris' temple work
  • Donate plasma
  • Drink from a coconut
  • Experience bliss
  • Experience weightlessness
  • Family History - get into it and love it
  • Find inner peac
  • Finish a coloring book
  • Fly first class
  • Gain more confidence and self worth
  • Get a dog & cat
  • Get completely wasted once (I know, I won't)
  • Get Lasik
  • Go ghost hunting/visit a real haunted house
  • Go on a helicopter
  • Go on a mission
  • Go on a random unplanned trip
  • Go on a safari
  • Go on an Alaskan cruise
  • Go to Mardi Gras
  • Go to a Zumba class (I'm not ready, don't offer to go with me)
  • Go to a dress up event as an adult
  • Go to a psychic
  • Go to a superbowl game
  • Go to every temple in Utah
  • Have a chandelier - or a few
  • Have an 'inside' orgasm (don't talk to me about this either)
  • Have more children
  • Hold/pet a monkey
  • Join a flash mob
  • Jump in a pool fully clothed
  • Leave a letter in a library book
  • Listen to or read all General Conf talks from now on
  • Make-out/sex on beach
  • Meet a celebrity
  • Not have to take any medications
  • Own a home
  • Pass on a family heirloom
  • Pay for the person behind me in a drive thru
  • Photography
  • Re-finish and sell old furniture
  • Ride a roller coaster with Max 
  • Ride across country in a passenger train
  • Ride in a hot air balloon or blimp
  • Romantic bubble bath
  • See the Great Wall of China
  • See the northern lights
  • Spend a weekend at a spa and do whatever I want
  • Stand under a waterfall
  • Swim with dolphins
  • Take a ballroom dancing class
  • Tell someone off (I bet you are thinking you are pretty sure I've done this...but no, I haven't!)
  • Truly forgive someone
  • Try pottery
  • Visit Adam-ondi-Ahman
  • Visit Austrailia
  • Visit Egypt (Pyramids, Nile)
  • Visit Hawaii
  • Visit Italy (Gondola in Venice)
  • Visit Jerusalem
  • Visit Nauvoo again
  • Visit Norway (Fjords, )Family history
  • Visit Scotland/Ireland
  • Visit a castle (Sleep/stay)
  • Visit a concentration camp
  • Visit a ship wreck (Titanic) via submarine
  • Volunteer abroad (Medical? Teaching?)
  • Watch bears in the wild
  • Watch turtles hatch and run to the ocean
  • Wear colored contacts
  • Write a Book
  • Write in wet cement
  • Zip-line in jungle

Things I've Completed

  • Carve my initials in a tree
  • Do something that scares me
  • Do something uncharacteristic like (Sang R.E.S.P.E.C.T on cruiseship)
  • Go on a double decker bus tour of NYC
  • Go on that winding road in San Fransisco
  • Go snowshoeing
  • Go to Central Park
  • Go to a broadway play
  • Go to the top of the Empire State Building
  • Ride the subway in NYC
  • See the ROCKETTES
  • See the Redwoods
  • See/climb the statue of liberty
  • Swim with stingrays
  • Visit Navoo
  • Visit San Diego zoo
  • Visit Yellowstone
  • Visit old world ruins (Belieze)
  • Visit the Capital (all the monuments!)
  • Visit the Hershey Factory

I'm sure I'll think of more as time goes on. I actually have minor anxiety posting this about it. I had to edit some out - personal ones, you know, mostly because my mom will get pissed.
 
What are some of your Bucket List items??

oh, the places you'll go

So, once again bored, I was flipping through wallpaper apps on my phone and found a bunch of cool pictures and thought I'd share the ones I want, need, to go to/see. Some are obvious, cliche, you might say, but here you go:

 Slight breeze, no one around, dangling feet :)
Notice the lack of PEOPLE.... 

Looks fake, but would be cool! 




I think it'd be cool to be a storm chaser!


Never really been up close to a waterfall. Romantic!


 This looks like Big Horn - love it!


Obvious reasons.





I want to go on an Alaska cruise! (I am aware you prob wouldn't see this, but I love it!)



Would love to go to Paris!


This reminds me of like Ireland or something. Riding a horse in the rain with your love..... :)


I like how it is shady!


Obvious


so cute!





Love this! Would love to just sit in there, swim around, blah.






I've always wanted to visit a castle (is this even a castle?) (Bucket List coming soon)



I have been blessed to have been able to travel so much with my parents! I have been a ton of places thanks to them! Cruises, all over the states, Mexico, Caribbean, etc. Thanks mom and dad!

I'm kind of surprised at the lack of smart-assy-ness in this post. Almost bothered.