I didn't watch the show tonight (yet) but wanted to jump start with a extremely judgmental little preview of the gals. I am going to be quick and sum most of them up in one or two sentences.  |
| Amanda Meyer Age: 26 Hometown: Newport Beach, CA Occupation: Fit Model What was the most romantic present you have ever received and why? I was offered a prada bag or the same amount of $$ donated to a charity that we would volunteer at (I went with the second). Lumberjack, something is off with her face, what other type of model would you be, and bullshit "romantic present" story. |
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| AshLee Frazier Age: 32 Occupation: Home organizer Hometown: Houston, Texas The fact that there was no other info than this makes me nervous, she is def one of the cuter ones, I am PISSED I have to keep fixing the auto-correct because she has two capital freaking letters in her name, and "home organizer"??? Really? Really. Huh? |
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| Ashley That is all the website had on her, and quite frankly, that is all I have too. |
Ashley Palenkas
Age: 27
Hometown: Birmingham, MI
Occupation: Cosmotologist
Hometown: Birmingham, MI
Occupation: Cosmotologist
Her shirt makes her look like a jellyfish. Looks like a typical cosmetologist. That is all I have on her.
Brooke Burchette
Age: 25
Hometown: Pittsburgh
Occupation: Community Organizer
Hometown: Pittsburgh
Occupation: Community Organizer
They have to be politically correct here on The Bachelor, EARRING, and not only is she also an "organizer", but she organizes the whole damn community, not just her home. Take that AshLee!
Catherine Giudici
Age: 26
Hometown: Seattle
Occupation: Visual designer at Amazon
Hometown: Seattle
Occupation: Visual designer at Amazon
What are the top 3 things on your bucket list, and why?
To eat traditional pasta in Italy, to go skiing in the Alps, and to ride an elephant in Thailand.
To eat traditional pasta in Italy, to go skiing in the Alps, and to ride an elephant in Thailand.
Again, ABC being politically correct, 1987 called and wants this outfit back, ironic that her bucket list is exactly the agenda for this years (and every other seasons) show!
Daniella McBride
Age: 24
Hometown: Belmont, CA
Occupation: TV Host
Hometown: Belmont, CA
Occupation: TV Host
What are your 3 best attributes?
My positivity, drive, heart.
My positivity, drive, heart.
What is your ideal mate's personality like?
Funny, sweet, driven, smart and charming.
Funny, sweet, driven, smart and charming.
Cute, orange, a quick Google search yields zero "TV Host" results on her, likes to "drive".
Desiree Hartsock
Age: 24
Occupation: Fashion designer
Hometown: Costa Mesa, CA
Occupation: Fashion designer
Hometown: Costa Mesa, CA
Actually pretty cute, but until she wins Project Runway she is no fashion designer. Also, I don't like her shirt. (They all have flowy flow shirts)
Diana Weeks Willardson
Age: Early 30s
Hometown: Sandy, UT
Occupation: Salon Owner
Do you prefer team sports or solo sports, and why?
Solo sports - I never played on team sports. Skiing and golfing are the two I enjoy.
Oh hell, the Utah one. I guarantee your parents didn't give you the middle name Weeks, please just keep it at one name. A 6 year old can bomb a specific building, nay a specific room, on another continent from an iPhone and we can't find her age? I feel like a lot of people "own" salons in Utah. Not a team player.
Jackie Parr
Age: 26
Hometown: Boynton Beach, FL
Occupation: Makeup Artist
Pretty - bordering on not pretty - eyes and face (possibly because she is a makeup artist?), another jellyfish shirt, eh.
Katie Levans
Age: 26
Hometown: Charlotte, NC (by way of Kentucky and Illinois)
Occupation: Graduate Student, Blogger
I don't think I even need to say it, but there is a right way and a wrong way to do curly hair, and this my friends, is the wrong way. And what the hell does "by way of Kentucky and Illinois" mean?
Kelly Dutton
Age: Unknown
Hometown: Nashville, TN
Occupation: Singer/Dancer
Looks exactly like Barbie. Beauty pageant Barbie, if there is such a thing. Again with the bomb/age thing. Not even a ballpark range?
Keriann Miranda
Age: 29
Occupation: Personal Trainer, Equinox Gym, Los Angeles
Hometown: Los Angeles area
What is your greatest achievement to date?
Going back to college...I moved to a new state, made new friends, had multiple jobs and had a blast while keeping an honors scholarship, high GPA and finishing with a degree in 4 years!
Cute girl, I'd guess in the top 5 at the end, they obviously matched up the "we both like to work out" thing with her and Sean, over-achiever, not the cutest shirt.
***IT JUST DAWNED ON ME THAT I FREAKING HATE SPELLING SHAWN 'SEAN'. I WANT TO SAY 'SEEN' WHEN I SEE IT. DAMN IT.
Kristy Kaminsky
Age: Unknown
Occupation: Fitness Educator, Former Model
Hometown: Delavan, WI
What are your top 3 all-time favorite movies?
1. Something's Gotta Give
2. Dirty Dancing
3. Father of the Bride
This is one of the most popular TV shows on earth, we really can't find her age? I wonder why the "former" part, she looks possibly old and with her favorite movie list she probably is, nice touch with the cross for loverboy Christian Sean. Don't tie your shirt like that.
Lacey Latka
Age: 24
Hometown: Stevenson Ranch, CA
Occupation: Graduate Student
She looks like a glorified Amy Poehler to me and I can't get past it. 
Lauren Marchetti
Age: 26
Hometown: Cranston, RI
Occupation: NFL Cheerleader
Droopy eye, weird illusion with the pants, fingers, etc, I have never met a person named Lauren that was nice and the fact that she is a Cheerleader doesn't help me think she possibly is nice. Cute-ish.
Lesley Murphy
Age: 24
Hometown:Washington, DC
Occupation: Lobbyist
Looks motherly (sleeveless collar?), Lobbyist in DC = no bueno.
Leslie Hughes
Age: 29
Occupation: Actress
Hometown: Studio City, CA
If you could be someone else for just one day, who would it be and why?
This might sound weird but I think being a homeless person. To see how they truly live their life and the struggles they go through and how they got there. So one day, I can help change the number of homeless people that end up living on the streets.
Has there ever been anyone not Caucasian win The Bachelor? Or even make it past the first few rounds? I'm a horrible person, I know. She wants to be homeless. Horse looking face. Semi-cute dress.
Lindsay Yenter
Age: Unknown
Hometown: Fort Leonard Wood, MO
Occupation: Unknown
A little sketchy with the unknowns here, but I'll tell you exactly how old she looks and that is about 15. Which is why she doesn't have a job.
***WHERE AM I GETTING MY INFORMATION YOU ASK? NO AGES, SCANTY INFO? WETPAINT.COM
Paige Vigil
Hometown: Minneapolis, MN
Occupation: General Manager at Appmosphere, Inc.
Here they didn't even mention an age, HUGE RED FLAG that she was on Bachelor Pad, meaning she was placed on the show specifically for drama, too much head tilt.
Robyn Howard
Age: Unknown
Hometown: Houston, TX
Occupation: Mechanical Engineer, Cheerleader
I'm done with the age and black thing now. Wowza, mechanical engineer AND cheerleader? Smart AND dumb at the same time!
Sarah Herron
Age: 25
Hometown: Marina Del Rey, CA
Occupation: Advertising
What was your college experience like?
Finding the right college was tough for me. I tried fitting in several university "type" colleges - even rushed for a sorority. But it wasn't a fit for me - so I transferred to art school.
Looks 40 years old to me, college experience = big freaking weirdo.
Hometown: Marina Del Rey, CA
Occupation: Advertising
What was your college experience like?
Finding the right college was tough for me. I tried fitting in several university "type" colleges - even rushed for a sorority. But it wasn't a fit for me - so I transferred to art school.
Looks 40 years old to me, college experience = big freaking weirdo.
Selma Alameri
Age: 28
Occupation: Realtor
Hometown: San Diego, CA
If you could have lunch with one person, who would it be and why?
Oprah, just because who wouldn't want to have lunch with Oprah and pick her brain for an hour.
Now Indian......I wouldn't want to have lunch with Oprah. At all. I don't even ever want to see Oprah ever again. Kind of pretty.
Taryn Renee Daniels
Age: 30
Hometown: Troutdale, OR
Occupation: Fitness Director
The first thing Benj said was that he liked her shirt, it made her look "curvy". I hate her shirt and want to scratch my eyeballs. It is really freaking weird. Otherwise, eh.
Occupation: Fitness Director
The first thing Benj said was that he liked her shirt, it made her look "curvy". I hate her shirt and want to scratch my eyeballs. It is really freaking weird. Otherwise, eh.
Tierra LiCausi
Age: 24
Hometown: Los Angeles, CA
Occupation: Unknown
I think she is super cute, kind of an extreme cross, unknown occupation = no job. I predict top 5 for her also.
I wonder how off my observations were since half of you have now seen the show tonight... Huh huh?? I'm really pissed about the spelling of Sean and that I didn't notice it until tonight. Also I want to point out that when I did this Ashley's season, I made fun of JP for being in construction and old and wrinkly, and I take it all back. I think the two of them are so cute and I love him.
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