Things said on Thanksgiving that may or may not sound naughty......
- Talk about a huge breast!
 - Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
 - It's Cool Whip time!
 - If I don't undo my pants - I'll burst!!
 - That's one terrific spread!
 - I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
 - Are you ready for seconds yet?
 - It's a little dry - do you still want to eat it?
 - Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
 - Don't play with your meat.
 - Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
 - Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
 - How long will it take after you stick it in?
 - You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
 
Happt freaking Thanksgiving! :)
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