Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
2 comments:
I KNOW you wrote the first one, it wasn't just some anonymous comedian!
yeah, I didn't write that....... I wonder if I am signed in at Em's or my moms..... wierd....
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