first world problems

Some of you may have seen these before, but I am reposting because I think it is funny, and kind of eye-opening.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS:

• My hand is too fat to shove into the Pringles container so I am forced to tilt it.
• I had too much for lunch am now I am tired.
• I forgot to bring my phone with me when I went to poop and I was bored the whole time.
• I'm kind of hungry, but my roomate has guests over, so if I go into the kithcen I am going to have to introduce myself.
• I have to find my own girlfriend because my cultrure doesn't practice arranged marriages.
• I accidentally clicked on iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it.
• My GPS made me drive through the ghetto.
• I'm trying to text at the red lights but I keep hitting all the green lights.
• I can't hear the TV while I am eating crunchy snacks.
• The Domino's pizza tracker isn't working. Now I don't know when to put my pants on.
• My laptop os low on battery, but my charger is over there.
• I tried to spread cold butter on my toast and the bread ripped.
• I used my last Pandora skip for the hour and the next song is even worse.
• I'm staying with relatives who don't know thier WIFI password.
• I don't have enough dip for my chips, but if I open another container, I won't have enough chips for my dip.
• I burnt the roof of my mouth.
• This software update requires that I restart my computer.
• There isn't enough room on my plate, the peas keep rolling off.
• I should probably go exercise, but my hair looks really good today and I don't want to ruin it.
• My roomate ate a hotdog without a bun. Now I have an uneven ratio or dogs-to-buns.