Benji Sarah and Max: Ahhh

Monday, July 27, 2009

Ahhh

2 of my new favorite things:

#1 Dominos online ordering. Where the hell did I miss this? Amazing! Pick a coupon, get a blank pizza and virtually add your toppings, watch the 'task' bar as "Jimmy" picks up my order, prepares, bakes, boxes, etc. Seriously, I am impressed. Dominos isn't even my favorite really, but I like the ordering so much, I will continue my business there.

#2, and certainly the better of the two, MATERNITY freaking pants! Don't! I know, I know, I am not quite far along enough to be 'showing', but when you have the body of a 6 months pregnant woman before you even get pregnant....... My hell. I have never had so much fun shopping. EVERY single pair of pants I tried on either fit perfectly or was too BIG. I couldn't believe it. I still can't. I usually end up sweaty and crying to Benj on the phone after about 10 minutes of shopping for pants. I can't even explain how utterly comfortable these things are. I wish I'd have found maternity pants long ago. I'll never go back to normal pants again, even after pregnancy. I seriously don't even have words to express my love.

2 comments:

Daniel & Shandi said...: you are so funny Sarah. I'm glad you found your 2 new loves!

~Shandi shandirae14@hotmail.com; July 28, 2009 at 3:34 PM
The Brooks Family said...: Then You're going to LOVE the Belly Band!! Google it! Amazing piece of equipment. Especially when preggars.; July 31, 2009 at 11:21 PM

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Pet Peeves

--Truck nuts.
--When the 'poo water' splashes up and hits you in the butt.
--When you ask someone a question and they respond "Yes and No," ...
--Padded toilet seats.
--When you ask someone the date and they say "Yep, all day long!" Funny, smart ass.
--The phrase "fat & sassy"
--Anyone touching my nipple, especially, but not limited to, while I'm pregnant
--Spelling 'Jeff' "Geoff". Seriously. Seriously?
--Walking through someone else's fart.
--Porta-Potty's - but NO, not what you think. The nasty air that softly blows on your butt while you are sitting, that, I can't handle.
--Spelling Nicole "NicHOLE" Hole. HOLE. ?
--When guys have their hand in their pocket (especially sweats or basketball shorts) and are 'itching' or 'adjusting' or whatever they do and think for sure no one can see them. Come ON!!
--The 'auto' window feature in my car only working if you are rolling down.
--Public bathroom stalls with the door that opens IN. Not good when you are a biggie!
--The gas pump asking you, #1 to remove your card quickly, no matter how fast you do it, and #2 asking if you want a freaking car wash.
--That A-hole that when traffic is merging, speeds all the way to the front of the line and expects to 'get over' in front of everyone. No, you will not, my friend. I will total my car before that happens.
--People flicking my ponytail/bun.
--Bicyclers who act like a car and "blinker" with thier arm and drive in a car lane.
--The smell of ketchup.
--When singers, particularly guys, point to the sky while 'hitting' the 'high' note.

Happy Things

--Max's laugh
--Falling asleep holding hands.
--Max snuggling with me and not shuffling around.
--Gas station nachos, on occasion.
--The smell of a wood burning stove.
--Sharpie Fine Point Markers
--Fabric Softener
--Feeling the top of Benj's feet. They are baby soft!
--Laughing so hard it hurts. Making people laugh so hard it hurts them.
--Q-tipping and lotioning after a nice shower.
--Good lighting.
--Waking up only to find you have at least 2 or 3 more hours to sleep.
--The word 'Touché'. I'm not even really clear on what it means, but it's funny.
--Popping blackheads.
--Predictive text on the Google search.
--The smell of bleach and chlorine.